RIP: ME
A macabre masterclass to put
"new year/new me" ✨ to shame.
Sick of writing goals for yourself that don't reflect who you are at all?
You know the ones. From setting SMART goals to the Woo-Woo manifestation (and everything in between). They box you in, and leave you feeling like what you've just written down isn't quite right.
Resolutions feel empty. Goals turn out performative. And your vision board ends up looking more like static on a 90's TV because the connection's gone out.
Connect. Back. In.
RIP: ME
$15
RIP:ME 🪦 is a self-paced creative writing digital workbook to ring the death knell, write an obituary full of self-love AND self-burns, and bequeath this next phase of your life to your closest living relative (you).
You have ambition. You want that forward momentum in your life. But if one more person tells you just to "think more positively" then you might just die.
RIP: ME is for the person who...
🪦 isn't particularly interested in glazing over a transition in your life (be it the new year or not) like a shift in “you” is just putting on a little gloss & picking a word of the year.
🪦 can acknowledge some things went well without writing "I am grateful for..." over and over again.
🪦 can face the morbid reality that sometimes things just suck, kinda wants to burn everything down and start over.
No vision board is going to do that.
It's going to take an entire funeral.
What's Included Inside RIP: ME?
⚰️ 5 Micro Video Walkthroughs (to support you in working through RIP:ME)
💀 Obit Outline Checklist (quick bullet points to keep you in your creative flow as you write your Eulogy & your Bequeathal)
🪦 Euphoric Eulogy Outline (A step-by-step guide on crafting your own Eulogy. The love, the hate, the good-byes- it all comes together here.)
🖤 Better Bequeathal Outline (Your final good-byes that leave the new version of you in your own very capable hands)
💐 Rest In Reflection Questions (Reflection questions to ponder after you create your Eulogy and Bequeathal.)
Stephanie
"I was seeking help with my spirituality from feeling shame that I just couldn't get in my current path. I got more trust with myself that radiated into all other aspects of my life. I didn't feel judged by Dylan. Her perfectly tailored questions helped me suss out what I needed sussed! I feel like the ground underneath me is firmer- that's been lacking for so long. She's a gift!"
Diane
“I was feeling in a creative rut and exhausted from always having to ‘perform’ and execute with my writing. Dylan’s writing challenge cracked me open and let me reconnect with my inner teen in the best way. The prompts inside carve a path to your edgy creativity. Dylan's work is magical, truly.”
Fi
"The prompts really helped me connect to my younger self and unearth memories that were in the corners of my mind. Definitely got me in the zone to express and connect with an agro teen me without over-intellectualizing the process."
Create goals that aren’t dead on arrival
You’re smart & creative & when you close out this chapter- you wanna lay it to rest without having to cover everything in glitter.
RIP:ME is THE guide to help you write the obituary of your nightmares- plus your last will and testament to make sure this new iteration of you knows exactly wtf they’re doing.
"A much needed reminder for me that I'm inherently creative & poetic."
“Dylan planned prompts with enough guidance that I had a direction to go, but they were loose enough that my own creativity could take a random turn here or there and be very much myself. The biggest thing is that I finally used “the nice notebook” because this made me feel worthy enough to use my nice things. That might seem small but it was huge for me to decide to use this notebook for things that weren’t already planned out. Finding the poetry and letting it flow naturally, rather than trying to form it into a vision I tried to achieve, was a HUGE change from how I normally write. It was so freeing. I loved this entire experience.”
— Caitlin
Update: it’s a year later, and Caitlin is still using their “nice” notebook for their free form, unplanned poetry!
Have Questions?
Reach out to hello@queenofgrit.com