Are you searching for that crystal clear signal?
That lightbulb moment where the mental fog clears and suddenly everything feels aligned? That sense of clarity when everything just makes sense and you know exactly what to do next?
Your mind is filled with a relentless churning of thoughts, emotions, and sensory overload, leaving you feeling scattered, second-guessing yourself, and even experiencing physical pain.
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There's so much inside of you that needs to come out, but right now it's all living inside your head (and creating major chaos).
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Brain Static is a 1:1 coaching session, where you'll purge the mental garbage taking up precious space in your brain, so you can see your next steps with clarity- in just 90 minutes.
BRAIN STATIC
$50
Brain Static is a cathartic 90-minute 1:1 coaching session for neurodivergent yappers who need to process their thoughts, so they can see their next steps clearly.
You know how powerful words are- and you have a lot of them (even if they get stuck inside sometimes).
Maybe in the past, people have been… less than appreciative of your yapping, unwilling to listen and frustrated with your process. But if your words are locked inside, they’re just creating a bigger and bigger disconnect.
If you don’t get them out (verbally or on paper) the internal storm will just keep building.
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When your words get out, things start to make sense. And we love a world where things make sense.
Brain Static is designed for you to:
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purge the mental clutter
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fully process your thoughts
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intentionally craft your next steps
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finally have the clarity you’ve been craving.
"A much needed reminder for me that I'm inherently creative & poetic."
“Dylan planned prompts with enough guidance that I had a direction to go, but they were loose enough that my own creativity could take a random turn here or there and be very much myself. The biggest thing is that I finally used “the nice notebook” because this made me feel worthy enough to use my nice things. That might seem small but it was huge for me to decide to use this notebook for things that weren’t already planned out. Finding the poetry and letting it flow naturally, rather than trying to form it into a vision I tried to achieve, was a HUGE change from how I normally write. It was so freeing. I loved this entire experience.”
— Caitlin
Update: it’s a year later, and Caitlin is still using their “nice” notebook for their free form, unplanned poetry!
What You Can Expect in This Session:
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The Yap: You’ll have the space to talk, vent, ramble, curse—say whatever is really getting under your skin. Share as much (or as little) as you need to get everything out.
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Creative Processing: After the yap, we’ll turn your verbal dump into a creative piece—maybe a poem, a short story, or something else based on your situation. This creative exercise helps you process your thoughts and emotions, taking you from venting to gaining real insights.
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The Reflection: After reading your creative piece aloud, I'll guide you in sorting through what’s come up and uncover new perspectives or solutions. This is where the real breakthroughs happen- bringing you the clarity you’ve been craving.
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Clear Next Steps: Now that the mental chaos has been purged, we’ll focus on your next steps with absolute clarity. You’ll leave the session with a clear sense of direction—no more second-guessing. Whether you lean more on the detailed instructions or want more freedom to explore what’s next- we’ll outline the exact actions you need to take so you can move forward with confidence and purpose.
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After Our Session: You'll receive an outline, including the prompt we worked with and the steps we laid out. You'll also receive a check-in via email a week later for any support, questions, or loose ends that have come up since your session.
Stephanie
"I was seeking help with my spirituality from feeling shame that I just couldn't get in my current path. I got more trust with myself that radiated into all other aspects of my life. I didn't feel judged by Dylan. Her perfectly tailored questions helped me suss out what I needed sussed! I feel like the ground underneath me is firmer- that's been lacking for so long. She's a gift!"
Diane
“I was feeling in a creative rut and exhausted from always having to ‘perform’ and execute with my writing. Dylan’s writing challenge cracked me open and let me reconnect with my inner teen in the best way. The prompts inside carve a path to your edgy creativity. Dylan's work is magical, truly.”
Fi
"The prompts really helped me connect to my younger self and unearth memories that were in the corners of my mind. Definitely got me in the zone to express and connect with an agro teen me without over-intellectualizing the process."
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DO YOU HAVE CERTIFICATIONS?Yup! I have certifications in: Life & Success Coaching Neurolinguistic Programming Hypnotherapy Emotional Freedom Techniques TIME Techniques Meditation Guide + Practitioner I am also have a BFA in Performing Arts, and have completed Trauma Informed Training.
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IS THIS THERAPY?I am not a licensed mental health care professional. If you’re looking for support with a diagnosed mental health condition or trauma responsive care, this may not be the right fit for you. However- I have supported folx who did not want to work with a therapist or worked in conjunction with a therapist. If you’re unsure, please reach out so we can discuss further.
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WHEN DO YOU RESPOND IN SLACK?I check slack multiple times a day, Monday through Friday between 10am and 4pm Central standard time. I am committed to responding within 24 hours but consistently respond the same day. I am highly active and involved in our communication. Everyone uses Slack differently. Some people choose to use it every day, some once a week, some even less! But across the board- I am eager and ready to be all in!
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WHAT IS THE COST?$5000 for 6 months.
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ARE THERE PAYMENT PLANS?So many!! Ones I can create through my own system, Affirm, Klarna and we can even look at making some barters. Let's talk about it :)
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I STILL HAVE A QUESTIONNp! You can either fill out an application and we can talk through some questions or you can email hello@queenofgrit.com